Soapy Massage Parlours in Thailand are inescapable outlets for tourists wanting more than to tour the temples, go island hopping or simply relax on a beach. There is no need to hide the fact that a huge number of both secretive and non-secretive foreigners come here for its sexual pursuits of which there are too many to mention here.
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But since you are here and because you might want to find that special place where the girls are young, beautiful, hot and sexy, you could check out the best Parlours on Ratchadpisek Road in Bangkok.
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On this page, we're going to explore some the many massage parlours in Bangkok. And for those of you who are here for the first time, please pay close attention because there is a very good chance that you could be completely overwhelmed by all the excitement and frenzy that is so becoming of these establishments. You need to expect the unexpected.
It is not unusual for first timers to feel intimidated when faced with the prospect of so many gorgeous Thai girls eager to attract male attention. It happened to a good friend of mine who became completely consumed by what was about to unfold and it can easily catch you by surprise too.
Because it's not nearly as clear as it appears in any brochure, you need to be extremely careful as for how to conduct yourself properly for your own protection and safety because you could easily be on a collision course if you don't know where to go, what to do or even who to trust.
Though prostitution in Thailand is technically illegal its sex industry thrives on it, and for very good reason too. It's a huge money-making machine and nothing is going to stop it. Not you, your loved ones, your prized pet, the government, leaders of the opposition parties or for that matter any lost causes or pie in the sky schemes. I'll explain, but first...
There are a few things you need to be aware of. Firstly the girls working in beer bars, go-go bars and massage parlours work there voluntary, unlike those in neighbouring countries. So much so, most don't want to leave until they have made enough money to build a house for their parents, bought a pick-up truck for their father, a motorbike for their boyfriend/husband or a couple of water buffaloes for family and friends.
Did I mention how much massage parlour girls love gold jewellery too? No need to guess where the cash comes from either, and the more the merrier. Scores of farangs contribute millions of dollars to this needy cause each and every day. Thailand is one such country that simply can't, couldn't, wouldn't survive without it. Or can it?
Secondly, think of the massive amount of jobs this industry creates. What about the huge taxes derived from it or the families and corrupt officials who feed on it. What would these girls be doing if not working the street, bars or brothels? Working in a sweatshop. I think not. Besides, which is the better of the two evils?
You may ask yourself why the government doesn't put a stop to all this. Are you crazy? They also need to feed their families. Next time you visit a soapy massage parlour, not only are you going to enjoy it, but you'll also be contributing to a very needy cause. Does this make any sense? Better you don't answer that, rather send me your comments instead.
A great many soapy massage parlours in Bangkok display what is commonly known as "the fishbowl effect" in which sit a bevvy of beautiful Thai ladies. There can easily be as many as a hundred girls at any given time sitting there waiting for potential customers. They sit in tiered rows of seats similar to those you find at sports events. The new, prettier and younger ones sit in the front rows and the older ones sit further back.
These fishbowls are so brightly lit at the best of times, you just might want to reach for your sunglasses. More to cover the shock and disbelief than your eyes. However, once you've become accustomed to your surroundings, everything else should slowly come together.
It doesn't help that almost immediately on entering a massage parlour, the ladies sitting in the fishbowls constantly stare and smile at you. It's all part of the greater ambience of a typical soapy massage establishment in these parts. The sooner you let go, the clearer things become.
The girls often sit in these fishbowls for hours on end gossiping amongst themselves all the while applying fresh makeup and filing their nails. Some may get to watch a little TV too. I assume it must get very hot at times. Every girl has a round disk displaying a number making your selection easier. The Thai style parlours are nothing remotely like its western counterparts.
While there is a very good chance you'll feel a tad intimidated by what you see, it may take a while to come down to earth to the point where you'll feel a lot more relaxed. In situations like these, the best thing you can do is to take a deep breath and order yourself a large drink. There are always a number of seats in which to survey your surroundings. Sit down, light up a cigarette (you may need one now) and tell that tout to get off your back.
Once you've familiarised and scrutinised your
surroundings and had a good old look around, you should begin to loosen
up a tad. It can be somewhat daunting to say the least, especially while
so many girls are observing your every move. They smile at you all the
time, but that I'm afraid is just a ploy so that hopefully you'll pick
the one making the most noise... If you get my drift. I bet you'd like
to take them all. Maybe next time. There are so many girls to choose, but
at least the spotlight is not on you, so take your time.
This is how it works: Most of the girls sit in the fishbowl but in some soapy massage parlours, you'll also find a few girls sitting outside these bowls. The reason for this is simple as was explained to me. The girls outside are the newest and youngest of the bunch. There's even a good possibility that they are also new to the business, however, I wouldn't count on it.
The newer and younger girls placed outside the bowl are usually more pricey than the girls sitting in the fishbowl. However, prices can fluctuate between one parlour and another depending on the more upmarket the establishment is, but generally the prices are pretty much the same. You may find that the gentleman clubs catering for Japanese men are a lot more expensive because some of the girls are quite a bit younger.
Once you've spotted your dream girl or the possibility of more than one, approach a Papasan and or a Mamasan you'll see loitering around your every move, to place your order. You can't help but notice these pathetic beings also know as touts or pimps or whatever else you might like to call them.
They can be absolute pests and my advice is to get rid of them as quickly as possible. Don't ever ask them for advice or offer to give them any tips. Placing your order for a girl at a soapy massage parlour in Thailand is much the same as placing an order for a burger at McDonald's, only the soapy massage girls are far more juicer. You can have my vote on this one.
Touts are troublesome and bad for your health. At massage parlours, they want to lead you to the front desk where you'll be asked to pay. They may try to extort some sort of commission out of you, but as much as they keep hustling you, keep calm and tell them in a language they don't quite understand. Simply put, tell them to go and get lost.
And for all the good Papasans and mamasans out there, I do apologise. But for the bad ones, you seriously need to consider joining a rehabilitated centre that specialises in better management skills. Not only will it be good for your health, but there's a good chance that your commission levels will improve quite substantially.
Though prices for soapy massages are generally fixed, as in any society, there are always a few corrupt officials on the take. Touts are no different, so there's no harm engaging in a little bargaining even at these parlours. It's actually a thrill to win over these guys if that's possible.
The girl who's number you've chosen will meet with you, then once you have paid the agreed amount, you'll be directed to a private room. Once there you may be asked if you'd like a drink to calm your nerves. You begin with a soapy bath, then a body to body soapy massage. (Hence the name) Usually, you'll lie on your stomach on an inflatable mat while the naked girl rides and slides up and down. Thereafter, you can decide what comes next. Prices are for either a two-hour session or a one and a half hour session.
Akane Fashion Massage Parlour in Bangkok offers you an extremely popular form of
stress relief should you be wanting an alternative to the regular soapy
massage parlours. Plenty of sexy girls to match the service of a full
body lotion massage with prostate stimulation.
Kochoran Massage Parlour in Bangkok offers you a therapeutic treatment similar in style to a fashion massage which will also include an exfoliating body scrub to help promote increased circulation as well as a lotion massage with a happy ending. Well worth every penny.
Nyan Nyan Massage Parlour in Bangkok offers you a unique form of body massage using a special transparent and tasteless slippery gel called Nuru. When applied will arouse the sexual senses, helps relieve any tension you may have and also to promote increased circulation.
La Defense Massage Parlour is an exciting and extraordinary full body massage parlour in Bangkok. Though catering mainly for Japanese visitors, guests from all around the world come here to experience the pleasures on offer. Plenty of gorgeous girls makes this possibly one of the best places of its kind in Thailand. It's the best parlour I visited.
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